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Graduation Jokes:First Job. A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is.". "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious.
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What do you call someone who graduated high school with 1.8 GPA? Officer. What do you call someone who only graduated high school because his dad bribed someone? Congressman. At a high school graduation, a young man stepped up to the podium to deliver his speech.
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Joke has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work. It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Josh. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Josh graduate, let Josh graduate!" The principal agrees to give Josh one last chance.
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17. "You "degree"-serve all the accolades coming your way!". 18. "Let's congratulate the class of [insert year] for getting a degree in adulting!". 19. "Don't let your graduation gown get wrinkled, you'll need it for photos.". 20. "The best way to avoid debt after graduation is to put your diploma in a safe deposit box.".
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Funny Graduation Jokes Will Have You Laughing Throughout the Ceremony. by Megha Sharma. - 29 Sep 2023. Celebration Studying. If you're graduating this semester, congratulations! Voice a few funny graduation jokes that will add a little excitement to your commencement ceremony. This collection of graduation jokes will have your friends and.
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Graduate Jokes This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 A Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job The president of the firm says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an unlimited expense account, a new Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary, in addition to your fees from the cases you take on."
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Funny Inspirational Graduation Quotes. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.". - Nora Ephron. "Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!". - Louisa May Alcott. "The tassel's worth the hassle!". - Anonymous.
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Q. What did the boy say when his mom asked him why he didn't pick up his phone at his graduation? I couldn't pick up because the reception was horrible. Q. What faculty member was friends with all the seniors? The princi-pal. Q. What do all the TV seniors wear at their graduation ceremony? They all carry honor cords around. Q.
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Here's one for you recent graduates. A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom. "Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
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Why did the graduate get a degree in philosophy? So they could ask themselves, 'Do I really need a job?' What did the graduate say when they found out they had to pay back their student loans? Guess I'll be eating ramen for the next 10 years. Why did the graduate refuse to walk across the stage to get their diploma?
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Graduation unlike before. 2 Asian kids graduated from High School. The school had never witnessed this phenomena, but both of them were #1 in their class. Long story short the parents couldn't be happier..it was a Nguyen, Nguyen for them. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.
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List of Jokes About Graduation 1. Why did the scarecrow graduate from college? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. What do you call a bookworm who graduates? A wise-cracker! 3. Why did the math book always graduate summa cum laude? Because it had so many problems solved! 4. Why did the computer graduate early? It had a lot of byte! 5.
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"No kidding! I'm from Ireland myself! What part of Ireland?" "Grew up in Wexford." "Wexford?! No kidding! I grew up in Wexford myself!" "Well what are the chances of that?! Say, what secondary school did you go to?" "I went to St Peters Secondary." "St Peters Secondary?! I went to St Peters Secondary! I'll be darned!
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The best graduation jokes 1. Is longitude or latitude smarter? Longitude because it has 360 degrees. 2. Why didn't the married man get an undergraduate diploma? He wasn't a bachelor. Photo by David Em/Humor Living. 3. What did the corn say to its kid after graduation? Corn-gratulations! 4.
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Graduate Student Jokes What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?" What does a graduate student with a liberal